Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone
i will take one of each please
Captain America Ice Cream Sandwiches - Video [ LINK ]
DIY: GLOW JAR TUTORIAL
This would be fun for a outside entertaining.
Shake each glow stick while holding inside jar until contents are empty. You will notice little pieces of what looks like plastic along with the liquid so be careful.
Head to your garbage and dump out the little pieces of plastic. Swirl liquid around the jar.
That’s it. You’re done! Go and find a dark place and enjoy the glow!
*** Special Thank You to Intimate Weddings for sharing this great tutorial.
"I look at you, and I just love you, and it terrifies me. It terrifies me what I would do for you."
- Alexandra Bracken, Never Fade (via pacificaly)
(Source: larmoyante, via distanceshadowingmyheart)
i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out
My visit to get screened for cancer:
Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Me: "I fuck girls."
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook